TAMIL FUNNY SMS

Read and enjoy the latest collection of "Tamil SMS"

Funny Goodnight SMS
Pillaiyarappa,
enakku goodnight sollama thoongura ellarayum kosu kadikkanum.
Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009

Teasing SMS in Tamil
2010'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:
Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.
Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga, naanthan maatti kittan.
ok ok cool. dont get feel tensed.
Submitted by lumamini on 24-Aug-2009

தத்துவம்!!!!!
ரன்னிங் ரேஸ்ல கால் எவ்வளவு வேகமா ஓடினாலும் பரிசு கைக்குத்தான் கிடைக்கும்....thats life
Submitted by Rizwana on 23-Aug-2009

Mega Mokkai SMS
Printing Mistake in question Paper:
"Prove that 2/10 = 0.2"
is wrongly printed as
"Prove that 2/10=2"
Students: Evvalavo panittom, itha panna mattoma?
2-two
10-ten
=>2/10
=Two/ten
cancel t
=wo/en
by albhabetic order,w-23
o-15
e-5
n-14
w+0=23+15=38
e+n=5+14=19
so,38/19=2
Hence proved
Submitted by Meenu on 21-Aug-2009

Funny SMS
i am remo
i want to memo
thats kannum kannum nokia
un sel 4n enne ottaya
nee sms panna mattiya
srichthu pothum vaya mududa
Submitted by jaaiz on 1-August-2009

General Knowledge Joke
Gandhi'ji saagurathudu munnadi eppadi irunthaarnu theriuma!
Theralena therunjunkonga...!

Uyirodu irunthaar....!
Submitted by MaNjA's on 26-July-2009

Funny SMS
"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!
Submitted by LUMA.MINI on 23-July-2009

Tamil Funny Joke
Aenda naay padam varanjittu vaay mattum varayama vacchu irukka?
Aenna adhu vaayilla praani sir

Tamil Cricket Funny Joke
What is the name of Shane Warne's wife?
Balatirupurasundari (Bala-Tirupura-Sundari)

Kadi Joke in Tamil
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum enna vidyasam?
Bhogikkum Pongalukkum oru naal vidyasam aana pongalukkum bogikkum 364 naal vidyasam

More Tamil Funny SMS
Whats the opposite of Aravindswamy?
Aravind did not see me

Another blade aruvai kadi joke
Whats the similarity between short ciruit and poramai?
vayar-eriyudhu

One of the Best Kadi Jokes
Most Mega Funny Tamil Kadi Joke
Ramar Seetai'yai thedikondu pogumbodhu kadal irandai pirindhu vazhi vittadhu. Eppadi?
Because Ramar kitta Vill irundhahu
and where there is a Vill, there is a Way!

Cinema Kadi Joke
Vayasukku vandha Tamil nadigar yaaru?
Major Sunderraajan.

English Tamil Kadi
Which animal knows to dance well?
Think..
Think..
ok ok
its..
"AADU"

SMS Teaser in Tamil
Na SMS anupuna neengalum return SMS dhan anupanumnu sattam illa
Oru Honda City Car.
Sony Colour Tv.
LG Washing Machine.
Fridge.
Ippadi kuda anuppalam ok!

Chance-a illai kadi joke
Ippam naa sollura kadi joke'la ratham aara paaya pogudhu...
What is the opposit of STD?
No-cofee-da (S-T-D)

Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal SMS

"Tamil Kadhal Kavithaigal SMS" is a collection of kadhal kavithaigal, romantic Tamil SMS kavithai and kadhal kavithai in English (transliterated from Tamil). Some of them are sad (sogamana) kavithai or poems in Tamil. Some of them are for broken hearts.

Sweet Kathal Kavithai
penne nee mouna viradham irundhal, mudhalil
un kankalai moodikkol.
un udhadukalai vida,
un kangal than adhigam pesukindrana"
Submitted by c.sathish kumar on 26 June 2009.

Love Failure Tamil SMS
Vall Nal Muzhuvathum un
Kaiyal Sapid Vendum Edru Ninaithirunthen,
Aanal Indru Vaikarusi Kidaikumo Kidaikatho
Endru Engikondirukiren....
Submitted by haris on 26 May 2009.

Infactuated kathal Kavithai
Katre unnai naan swasikka aasai padugiraen,
Adarkku nee anumathi tharuvaya?
Ovvoru naalum enni enni kaathu kondu'rikkiraen,
nee swasittha kaatrai yavuthu naan swasikkalam endru,
ennalum unnaye ninaithu kondu irukkiraen,
oru murai yavathu nee swasitha kaatrai,
swasikkalaam endru.

Sad Love SMS kavithai
Vandhaen unnai paarka aavaludan,
Kandaen unnai innoru'vanudan,
Vadin'dhadhu en kangalil irundhu,
kanneer illai, ratham.

Sweet kadhal kavidhai
Sorry endra vaarthai thevai illai,
paarvai ondre podhumey.
Thank you endra vaarthai theivai illai,
punnaigai ondre podhumey.

Kadhal Haiku Kavitai
En idhayathai thirudiyaval nee,
Thanimayil irundhu vaaduvadhu naana?

Sogamana kathal kavidai
Naan pogum munnal,
unnakku indha kathal kaditham;
padithu mudithu bathil anuppu,
en mugavarikku illai;
naragathukku...
naan angudhan vaalgiraen unnai pirindhu,
anggum unnaithan ninnaik'kiraen thinamum.

Sweet Tamil haiku kavidhai
Eppadi solluvaen Doctor'ridam?
En idhayathil irukkum ottai'kku karanam,
en kadhali endru?

Sad kadhal kavithai
Naan chandiranai kaadhalithu irundhaal,
Ennai indru kavinyan'naaga aakki iruppargal.
Unnai kaadhalithadhaal indru ennai paithiya kaaranaaga aakkki vittaargal.

Romantic Tamil SMS Kavithai for Proposing
Rathiyae unnai kandadhum mathi'ilandhaen
Nilavae unnai paarthadhum sol'lilandhaen
Varam koduppaayaa un kadhalai?
Kadan koduppaayaa un idhayathai?

Love Propose Tamil kathal kavithai
Kadhal inikkum karumbaa? Erikkum neruppa?
Theriyavillai...
Kadhal paarkadal amirdhama?
Paambin nanja?
Rusithadillai...
Kathal poongavin thendrala?
Paalaivana puyala?
Puriyadha pudhir...
Idhaiyellam anubavikka,
enakku un kadhal varam tharuvaaya?

Kadhal Kavidhai SMS
Mugavari illadha payanam,
Naan tholaindhalum unnai tholaikka'maattaen.
Veliyae theriyadha kaayam,
Naan valiyaal thudithaalum marandhida'maattaen.
Vadivam illadha uruvam,
Naan maraindhalum unnai marrakka'maattaen.
Uravu theriyadha unarvu,
Naan moochhu vittalum un swasam vida'maattaen.
Naan tadhumaarinaalum unnai thavara'maattaen.
en arumai kaadhali'yae!

Kadhal Haiku
Kaathirupadhu aanukku alagu,
Kaakka vaipadhu pennukku alagu.

Tamil Kadhal SMS asking for answer
En kanngalil unnayum,
en kan imayil en uyirayum,
ethhanai naatkaldhan sumandhu thirivaen?
Idhu unakku nyayama?
En kangalai mooda munbu,
mudivondrai sollividu en kannimayae.

Short but sweet Tamil Love SMS
Penne unnai kandadhum kadhal konden naane,
Kanne'thirae thondriyadhalae tholaindavan naanthaane.

Describing Kadhali with Tamil Romantic SMS
Uyirukkul manithan alagu,
Manithanukkul pen alagu,
Pennukul nee alagu,
Unnakul ellamey alagu.

Tamil SMS Jokes

Tamil SMS Jokes is a collection of some of the best and funny text messages, funny Tamil SMS Jokes, kadi and mokkai jokes. Enjoy sending these stupid, silly yet funny jokes to your friends.

Tamil Jokes and SMS come in many different categories such as Kadi, Mokkai and Aruvai; these are hilarious and funny to read.

Tamil SMS Jokes padichittu vayiru valikka siringa. Indha Tamil SMS Jokes 'a unga friend 'kku forward panni avangala kulunga kulunga sirikka vaiyungga... These are some of the best Tamil Funny SMS that come to the inbox. SMS Forwards have become a part of day to day life; whether you enjoy them or not, these jokes are meant to hit your inbox.

Cinema Tamil Joke
Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Tamil Funny Joke
Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Kadhal Tamil Joke
January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke
What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.?
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand!
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Tamil Exam SMS Joke
exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal
Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

This is Tamil Comedy Joke
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke
One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why?
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai
Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!

Tamil SMS Kavithaigal

These are a collection of short and super sweet Kavthai in Tamil which can be sent by SMS. Some of them are funny while the others are thought provoking (really?) while others are sentimental.

Tamil SMS Kavithai
anbe! un vaarthaigalai vida,
un mouname sugamaanathu.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Love Kavithai SMS
Anru aval kaipidikka ennai vittaaye,
inru aval kaivitta piragu-un,
kaiyai thaangi pidithathu naanethaan.
By
Sigaret
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

LiFe
Oru Uyir Thudikum Poluthu,
Yarum Gavanikaamal Irupargal.
Aanal Nindra Pin Yellarum Thudipargal.
That Is Life.
Submitted by naNdInI@FrIeNdlY GiRl on 20-Aug-2009

Valkai Kavithai
Vaalkai ippadithan irukkanum endru ninaippadai vida,
Eppadi irundhalum vaalanum.
Submitted by RAJ on 07-Aug-2009

Best Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
“Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey
un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”.
“nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”..

Kadhal Tamil Love Kavithai
Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai

Kadhal Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil
Irupathai Vida,
Kathalika Therintha
Aanin Kallarayil
Irupathu Melanathu…

SMS Romantic Message
Ennodu nee irukum pothu,
Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,
en mobile-a ataya poturuva
Unna pathi therium…

Super Tamil SMS Kavithai
“Uyirudan oppida mudiyavillai unnai”
Yean, yendral
“uyirum oru nal pirinthuvidum enbathal”

Kadhal SMS Kavithai
“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”

Sogamana Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS
Pesum vaarthai vida pesaatha mounathirku adigam artham undu!
Pesum vaarthai ellorkum purium aanal
mounam unnai nesipavarkaluku mattum than purium.! Good nite…

Best of All Tamil Haiku Kavithai
Naesikkum Uravugal Pirinthu Sendralum…
Nesittha Ninaivugal Endrum Nilaithirukkum…
Thats Life..!

Funny Tamil Kavithai
Un peyarai Ketta piraguthan Therinthu konden,
Un petrorkkum Kavithai ezhutha Therium endru…!
by manasatchiye illamal poi sollvor sangam.

Kadhal SMS Kavidhai
Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum

Infactuation Love SMS Message in Tamil
Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
Thodarven Enrum…
I Love You

Love Failure Tamil SMS Kavithai
Unnai naan en kangalil vaikavillai,
En idhayathil vaithu irukiren.
Aanal neeyo, Idhayathil irundhukondu
Kangalil kanneerai vara vaikiraay.!

Beautiful Valzhkai Thathuvam Tamil Kavithai
Vidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru....
Valkaiyum Appadi thaan....
Mudiyum varai therivathillai....
Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.

1 line Short Tamil kavithai Nee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaal'than Naan Unnai Swasikkiren..!

Love Failure Tamil Kavithai
Aval En Kangalukkul Vanthu Konduthan Irukkiraal…
Kanavugalaaga Alla.! Kanneeraga..!

Thathuvam Kavithai
Unnai sirikka vaikum ithayathai nampathe
Unnai sinthikka vaikum ithayathai nambu
Unathu valkai enrum olimayamai irukum...!

Alagana Tamil Kavidhai
Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan,
Karuppu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan,
Vannangalil illai vazhkai,
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai.

Tell your love to your lover(s) by sending these sweet Tamil SMS. Also some sad, infactuation and sogamana Tamil Kavithaigal are listed here.
Kaadhal
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,
un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten... kaadhalil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009
Kathal
Oru ponnu kidaikalenu feel pandravan ampalai kitaiyathu,
namala miss panitanu anda ponna feel panna vaikiravan than ampala.
Submitted by mathi from palani on 24-Aug-2009
Kadhal parvai
Unnai kaanum en kangalukku kooda theriyavillai, unnai kanpathu kanava illai nenaiva endru:
yean endral endrum ne,
en kanmun erupathal!
Submitted by stellarathin on 19-Aug-2009
Beautiful Tamil Kavithai
Malaiyin Mudivu Mannill!
Nathiyin Mudivu Kadalil!
Katturiyin Mudivu?
Athuve Nam Kathal!
Submitted by Submitted by Nandhu 19-August-2009 on 19-Aug-2009
Pirivu
Tholaivil irundhu PAASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irundhu sandai podu pothum,
my dear chellam.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009
kadal sms
uravha irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai
eppati marapathu unnai?
Submitted by freshnimooventhan on 19-Aug-2009
Kadhal
Irundal inikkum,
illai endral kasakkum.
idhu illai endral,
valkai uppu sappai.
Submitted by Dinesh K on 16-Aug-2009
Un Idhayathi Noakki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuvaen,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.
Submitted by SATHISH on 14-Aug-2009
Manasu
kathali manasu nilavu pola,
avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal marainthe pogum.
aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola,
nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum.
Submitted by aravinth on 3-August-2009
PAA(R)VAI
Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?
Submitted by Anantha Kumar. T(SMG) on 3-August-2009
thevai ellamal
thedi kondirukiren
yen dhevadhaiyai
thevai ellamal
unnmeethu kadhal...
Submitted by sujarun on 2-August-2009
paartha muthal naal
paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.
paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.
Submitted by vishnavi on 1-August-2009
Kadhal Pirivu
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.
Submitted by S.ABHISHEK on 1-August-2009
Kathal
aangallin kathal?
aayull varai.
penngallin kathal?
parents azhum varai.
Submitted by Dinesh (vallioor) on 31-July-2009
Nilal
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,
En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,
Thodargirathu...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 31-July-2009
Kallarai Maranam Sad SMS
Maraname Vanthalu Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009
Kallarai
En Kallaraiyai Katta Oru
Thuli Nir Thevaippattal
Un Kanneerai Kodu Appadi
Tharuvathu Enral Un Kathali
Enra Indhayathil Vaithu Kodu!
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009
Aangal Kathal
Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,
Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009
Kathal Sweet SMS
Intha Ulagil Nan Valibada Ethanai Theivangal Irunthalum,
Intha Ulagil Nan Olukathai Kadipidika Ethanai Mathangala Irunthalum,
Nan Kathalipatharku Intha Ulagil Nee Oruthi Than Irukindrai.
Submitted by Muthu kumar on 27-July-2009
Ettavathu athisayam
Ulaga adhisayam ealu,
anaal unnai partha pinbuthan therinthathu,
adhu ettu endru.
Submitted by kavthi kuppan on 30-July-2009
Romantic Love SMS in Tamil
En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum en ottam.
What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!
Submitted by A. Sikkandhar on 11 May 2009.
Yaengum Manadhin Kavithai
Sollivida enni pala naal arugil varuven:
Undhan paarvai paarthadhum,
Adhu mattum podhum ena ninaithu vilagi viduven.
En manadhil ulladhu therindhum vilaiyaadum penne,
Nee etru kolvai endrey thodarkiren un nizhalai.
Thodarven enrum;
I LOVE YOU
Sad Tamil Love Kavithai
Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey:
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithu viduval "thaniyaga" .
KADHAL SMS
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai.
"KADHAL"
Sad Tamil Kadhal Kavithai
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
Tamil Love SMS
Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni......
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Tamil Infactuation Kavithai
Kanngal paarvai'yai thirudina,
Udhadugal punnagaiyai thirudina,
Ennam varthaigalai thirudina,
Kavithaigal mozhiyai thirudina,
Anbe, ennai neeyum, unnai naanum,
Thirudi kondom.
Nam idhayangalai thirudiyadhu,
"Kadhal"

Tamil Friendship SMS

"Tamil Natpu SMS" is a collection of best Friendship SMS in Tamil and about "Natpu". Make your friend's day by sending these sweet and lovely messages.
Forward these beautiful Tamil Friendship SMS and Kavithai's to your friend and make their day.

My Dear Friend
Anbai sumakka idhayam undu,
Kanneerai vadikka kangal undu,
Kadamai mudikka kaigal undu,
Endrum ungalai ninaikka naan undu
My Dear Friend!
Submitted by ATHRI on 3-August-2009

Friends
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May the Candle of our Friendship burn Forever
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If you are my friend i want this candle back.
Submitted by THAMEEM on 2-August-2009

About Natpu
Nabanaiyum nesi, Ethiriyaium nesi.
nanban un vetrikku thunaiyai irruppan,
Ethiri un vetrikku kaaranamai irruppan.
Submitted by ammu akbar on 1-August-2009

Tamil Natpu SMS
Natpu kadal Mathiri,
Ella idathulaium Irukkum.
Submitted by Raja on 30-July-2009

Natpu SMS Quote
Natpu enpathu Nadipu alla,
Nam Naadi thudipu.
Submitted by Kannan on 27-July-2009

Tamil Natpu
Ethanai Naatkal santhithom enbadai vida,
epothu santhipom endru "Ithyam thudipathey"
unmayana Natpu...
Submitted by Meena on 27-July-2009

Aruthal Tamil Natpu SMS
Roja thottathil pookkal eppadi pootthu kulungukiratho,
athai pol un muhatthil
sirippoo endra poovai mattum than naan paarkka vendum.
Submitted by anonymous on 25-July-2009

Nambikkai Throgam Natpu Kavithai
Thookkam enn kangalai thazhuvugiradhu, Aanaal
Thonginaal nee en kanavil varuvaaye!
Unnai kanavil kooda kaanavendam endrudhaan,
Kangalai moodamale kazhigiradhu en iravu!
Aanal Irulil kooda enn mun thondri,
azhavaikkiradhu unn Kangalum adhil theriyum throgamum!
Submitted by Bhuvana on 19-July-2009

Sweet Frienship SMS Kavithai
"Pirindhu
Irundhalum
Marandhu
iruppom
Pirivukalai
Mattume...
Ninaiyugalai
Alla...
Submitted by M.C.KRISHNAN on 25-June-2009

Kadhal Vs Natpu Kavithai SMS
Alagu irunthal varuven endrathu KATHAL
Panam irunthal varuven endrathu SONTHAM Ethuvum vendam naan irukiren endrathu NATPU
Idhudhan Natpu

Friendship Kavithai
Nam natpai oviyamai varaya ninaithaen...
Aaanaal mudiyavillai.
Yen Theriyuma?
Rojavai Varaindhu Vidalaam.
Adhan vaasathai eppadi varaiya mudiyum?

Friends and Friendship SMS Kavithaigal
Singaththai Yaaralum
Konja Mudiyaadhu…
Nam Natpai Yaaralum
Minja Mudiyaadhu!

Natpu SMS Kavithaigal
Neeril kulithaalum,
Neruppil Erindaalum,
Thangam niram maaraadhu.
Adhupol nee arugil irundaalum,
Tholaivil irundaalum,
Endrume en natpu maaraadhu.

Funny Friendship Tamil Kavithai
Vittu Koduppadhu
Mattum Natpalla
Exam-mil
Bittu Koduppadhudhan
Unmaiyana NATPU!!!

Friendship SMS
Naatkall Nammai
Kadandhu Sendraalum…
Ninaivugall Nammai
Vittu Pirindhu Selvadhillai…!!!
Enrum Ungall Natpin Ninaivugaludan…
Ungall Nannban.

Friendship SMS Tamil Kavithai
Nilaiyana anbukku pirivillai…
Sollatha sollukku arthamillai…
Thedum paasathukku tholvi illai…
Unmaiyana namadin natpukku maranam illai…
Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai,
Aanal en idhayam rojavaivida alaganadu, en theriuma?
Athil neeyum Un natpum iruppathal...

Latest Tamil SMS

Read and enjoy the latest collection of "Tamil SMS" and "Tamil SMS Jokes".

Advice SMS
Macha vada,
Kadai theruvil
ninru kadalai podalam,
tea kadai maraivil
ninru tham podalam,
appavin sattai paiyil
panathai kalavadalam,
nalla than erukkum...
athey velayai nalai
vun paiyan seiyum
pothu vunakku
puriyum.
appavin maranathirkku
yar karanam yenru.
Submitted by mujeeb on 02-Sep-2009

Funny Tamil SMS
Sorakkai-Mummy
Poosanee-Daddy
Thengai-Elder Brother
Vengayam-Enger Brother
Thakkali-Elder Sister
Perungayam-Enger Sister
Vazayai Palam-Friends
Maanga-You
Submitted by Balamurugane on 25-Aug-2009

Arasiyal Vs. Kadhal
Nam naatukku arasiyal enum oru vottu;
Nam kadhalikku idhayam enum oru puttu.
Submitted by Aanandh on 25-Aug-2009

Life Punch SMS
Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009

Kadhal Punch Dialogue Joke
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.

Kadhal Kalyanam Joke
Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach'la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.

School Joke
Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal'la ratham varum sir.

Teacher Student School Joke
Teacher:
Idhu varaikkum nadathi mudicha paadathula edhavadhu doubt irundha kelunga.
Student:
Neenga Maths teacher'ra illa English teacher'ra sir?

Love
Veruppadhu yaaraaga irundhaalum,
nesippadhu naamaaga iruppom!
Submitted by dilip on 09-Aug-2009

Annamalai Dialogue
Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan "Un Friend" Illa...
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.
Submitted by Mohaideen.B.Com, Chennai on 3-August-2009

Vaalkai Thathuvam Kavithai
Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu "Thunbam" illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum.
Submitted by D. VADIVEL on 30-July-2009

True Lines
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum "VIZHIPPAI" irungal.
-"Kamarasar".
Submitted by T.ManoHaasan on 20-July-2009

Kadhal Punch Dialog
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!

Super Latest SMS
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance'sa Feb 14'ku vandha
love letter'rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.

Good night kadi joke
Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum...
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va... Good night.

Twister Good Morning SMS
You are in a dark room, full of
vibrating walls, covered with
pure blood. DONT WORRY, you are in a
safe place... Its my
HEART. Good morning

Stupid Joke
Initial ulla mirugam edhu?
O-nai.

Tamil Kadi
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means "DHO" in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu "sai" "sai"'nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai

Another Super Mokkai
Kudisai'yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.

Comedy Mokkai
Kaakka'kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.

Cricket Joke SMS
Coco-Cola bottle'lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar'rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.

Tamil Kadi SMS
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu'naalae.

Mega Aruvai Joke
Ordinary koli'kku ethanna kaal?
2 is the wrong answer!
The correct answer is 10.
Because:
Aadu(4) + Nari(4) + Koli(2) = 10

Koundamani Senthil Comedy SMS
Gowndamani: Naan ungita ennada vaangittu vara sonnaen?
Senthil: tube light vaangittu vara soneenga
Goundamani: ethana?
Senthil: rendu
Goundamani: onnu inga irruku, innonu enga da?
Senthil: innonu thaanne sms padikudhu....

SMS Nagaichuvai
SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu...
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)

MOKKAI of the CENTURY
One man had a periya vayaru.
So he went to the doctor to reduce it.
Doctor advised him to drink ujala.
Because when he drinks his tooth will become blue.
And "bluetooth" is "vayirless".

Gounds Comedy Gounds goes for navy selection.
Captain: Navy selection'kku vandhu irukkeeyae, unakku swimming theriyuma?
Gounds: Appam airforce selecton'kku pona, parakka theriyanuma?.

Sirippu SMS

Sirippu SMS will make you laugh and are hilarious; these are funny titbits and instant laughter medicine in Tamil.

SMS Nagaichuvai
Thunbathilum oru inbam
avalin thirumanathirku vantha

avalin 'THOZHIGAL'

what a beauty..! what a beauty..!

SMS
LOVE KUM FOOD KUM
ORU VITHYASAM
ENNA THERIUMA

RENDULAIM LIMIT THANDUNA

WAMIT THAN
Submitted by VASU DEVAN on 02-Dec-2009

Funny Kadi
Namakku siripu vantha..ee'nu siripom.
Aana E'ku siripu vantha eppadi sirikkum?
Onnum avasaram illa.
Naalaiku koda sollalam.
Ukkandhu yosinga.
Submitted by chella on 01-Dec-2009

Waste girls
Recharge pannum nanbanai nambu aanal missed call pannum figurai nambathey.
Submitted by k.k.s on 24-Nov-2009

2010 Thathuvam SMS
2010 New Year Thathuvam:

Tamil Comedy SMS

Tamil Comedy SMS is a collection of some of the most hilarious ever and comedy sms text messages doing the rounds.

KADI JOKE
U vs ME:
Naan-Nerruppu
Nee -Aduppu
Naan-Aagayam
Nee -Vengayam
Naan-Irumbu
Nee -Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.Silenta neeyum forward
panniko.
Submitted by Sroothy.D on 24-Jan-2010

Teasing Tamil SMS
?( "._." )?
>")("<
,,,(")("),,,
Time aaiduchu,
" Pei " vara
Neram aachu Seekiram poi Mugatha moodi Paduthuko,ilana,Pavam "Pei"
bayandudum!
Good Night...

Titanic Text Art SMS
T I T A N I C

_ll__
_,-"::::::::"=._,/t__
\____________/ summa gifta vachukko.!
Un Anbuku Munnadi ithellam sarva satharanam!

Teasing SMS
oo0 0oo
( ) ( )
\ ( ) /
( ) ( )
This is My
Foot Print..
Daily Kaalaila
Thottu kumbidu
Nalla Budhthi varum

Tamil Smile SMS
\/ HOT
c(""') COFFEE
""' FOR U
KUDICHA PERAGU bill pay PANNUNGA.
Rate: 1 coffeegu = 1 sweet smile
Good morning Be Happy.

Lollu SMS Message
HELMET Potta Enna Payan?
"CHINNA ALASAL!"
1.Kadan koduthavan kitta maatama thapikalam
2.Figure kuda theriyama suthalam
3.Lift ketkaravangala kandukama escape agalam
4.Hair style epdi irundhalum kavala padama kelampalam

So every one wear helmet and go. Good evening.

Lollu SMS Message
Kangal pesinal kaathal,

Kanneer pesinal natpu,

Panam pesinal sontham,

Ellarum pesinal ulagam,

Nee mattum pesinal,

"LOOSU"
cool Good Night

Sweet Nakkal SMS
Run edukkamal
Ponal duck out

Ticket edukamal
Ponal without

Kosu varamal
iruka Allout.

Unga SmS
varalana nan
Mood out
By
pasakara payapulla

WIFE THATHUVAM
Namaku varra wife VELLAIYA irukiraala illangrathu mukkiyam illa...
Namaku THOLLAIYA irukiraala illayangarathu than mukkiyam..so be careful
Submitted by santhan, tuticorin on 22-Jan-2010

OC Message SMS
Yarukkum msg anuppama,
OC la varra msg'a mattum padichu Sirichittu irukkavanga kitta,
orae oru kelvi,
"Idhellam Oru Polappa.?"
Good nt :)

Beautiful Lines SMS
Some beautiful lines for u...
---------
_________
. . . . . . . . .
- - - - - - -
.................
-------------
Epdi line supara irukula?
good mrg

Boys SMS
Sister problema "pasamalar" paru.
Brother problema "vanathaipola" paru.
Love problema "kathal" paru.
Love pannura ponnu problema
"Ava Thankachiya paru"

Mega Mokkai
DEVIL RHYMES: Chandramuki Chandramuki Yes papa, Drinking blood No papa,
Telling lies No papa,
Open ur mouth LAKALAKALAKA..HOW IS IT?
Gud eve.

Teasing Tamil Comedy SMS
Kangal pesinal kaathal,
Kanneer pesinal natpu,
Panam pesinal sontham,
Ellarum pesinal ulagam,
Nee mattumpesinal,
"LOOSU"'

Funny LKG Kids
B1:macha nethu class'la oru sappa figure enna adichita da.

B2:idhu ponnunga matter! Ne miss'kitta sollu'da

B1:andha sappa figurey ava dhan da.

Mokkai
I want to tell u something from my heart
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uluntha vadai more than masala vadai

Teasing Good Night SMS
"'VILIPPOM' endra nambikayil thoonguvadhai vida".

"Nalaikavathu 'KULIPPOM' endra lachiyathodu thoongunga"
Gud NGT.

Good Night Text Ascii Art Tamil SMS
@ @ @ @
( )( )( )( )
/ \][ / \][
Enna Pakuringa?
Elam nama adi Aalunga Than.

Gud night solla anupinen!
Dai annan'nukku solunga da.
GOod night

Punch Dialog SMS
Kanna! Onnu solren nalla keattukka! Udampula 'sugarum' manasula 'figarum' irukkaravan ennaikkum nalla thungunatha sarithirame illai.

Dream Tamil SMS
Yesterday nite i had a dream.
I was walking with ur dady
He asked me,who is ur best frnd
I told ur name.
He smiled and said
"Nee ellam enga urupada pora"

Natpu Vs Love SMS
Love enpadhu Incoming call Pola Varumpodhu Atten pannanum Illaina missed Call agidum
But NATPU enpadhu SMS pola attend pannalana lnbox-la wait panum

PLEASE SIRINGA!
ENAKO THADI MUNNADI
UNAKO KOONTHAL PINNAADI
DHINAMUM NEE PAARPADHO KANNADI
UN ALAGAI PAARTHU VANTHEN UN PINNADI
NEEYO KANDUKAAMA PONA MUNNADI
UN VEETIL UDAINDHADO KANNADI
INDRU UNN MUGATHAI PAARTHU ODUGIREN MUNNADI.
ALART BOYS!
PLEASE ! PLEASE ! SIRINGA !
SIRIKIRARAMA.
Submitted by K.BALAMURALI on 19-Jan-

Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS

Do you know how the name "kadi joke" came into existance? No idea? Then simply enjoy these kadi blade, mokkai and aruvai Tamil Jokes.
STATUTORY WARNING: Indha SEMA KADI SMS Jokes 'a padichittu unga kaluthula irundhu ratham vandha, eluthaalar poruppu illeengoo!!!

Mokkai SMS Kadi
Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke
Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Tamil kadi joke
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
.
.
.
.
"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.
Submitted by victor on 17-Aug-2009

Chinna Kadi Joke
Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke
Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.

Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke
Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
?
?
Yen?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
Submitted by s.manickam on 3-August-2009

Tamil Kadi Joke
Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke
A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away,
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke
Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke
NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke
Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’?
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke
Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

Miss You Tamil SMS

Can you translate "I miss you" exactly in Tamil? If you dont know, keep reading these lovely sms messages through which you can say I miss You to your near and dear ones and ofcourse friends and lovers.

Pirivu
nee pirithu senta antha nodi,
pirivin kodumayai nan unarthan.
Submitted by sumith on 24-Sep-2009

Pirivu and Miss You
Andru kaneer kuda sugamanathu,
tudaika nee irunthathal,
Indru sirippu kuda vethanai'yanathu,
sernthu sirikka nee illathathal.
Submitted by Mythili on 15-Sep-2009

Kathal Sogam
Udalil uyir irundhum,
pinamaga alaigirane,
en arugil ne illadhathal.
Submitted by saran on 14-Sep-2009

Sukam (Miss You)
Kaathiruppathu sukam thanea.
Kaathali varuval entral!!!
Submitted by -JiNa - on 08-Sep-2009

Natpu Miss u sms
M Y
M Y
M Y
MY
Dear Friend
I "Miss" ur "Face"
I "Miss" ur "Voice"
I "Miss" ur "Smile"
$But$
I Will Never Miss your "FRIENDSHIP".

Submitted by #M#E#E#N#A on 07-Sep-2009

unnai ethir paarkirean
unnai ethiril paarkka mudiyavillai endrallumm,
uyir ullavarai ethir paarthu kondu irupean.
I miss u my love...
Submitted by Mohan Raj on 07-Sep-2009

Pirivu
Veyil Kaalathilum,
Mazhai Vanthathu
Un Pirivaal
En Kangalil.
-YUVA
Submitted by Yuva on 05-Sep-2009

KAVITHAI
NEE THEDUM POTHU UN ARUGIL NANN ILLAMAL POGALAM,
Aanal 'NEE NINAIKKUM POTHU UN MANASELLAM NAAN IRUPPEAN'.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009

Missing You
naan virumbiya anaithum
miga tholaivileaye ullana
andru nilavu,
indru nee.
Submitted by angel on 04-Sep-2009

Cute Miss you SMS
Doctor sollittaaru,
En heart vedikka pogudham.
Pulaikka orae vali thanam.
I.C.U or U.C.ME

Super Cute Kavithai
En Kanneeruku Than ithanai Vetkam?
Nee Vilagi sendra piragu Than Etti paarkirahu.
Submitted by moorthy on 01-Sep-2009

Miss You
Marakka Mudiyala
Yellam therintha unakku ennai ninaikka theriyala?
Ethuvum theriyatha enakku unnai marakkamutiyala.
Submitted by gayathri on 30-Aug-2009

Love and Miss You
"kan semataamal unnai parka aasaipataen,
aanal,
ippozuthu kan simattum neramaavathu unnai parka aasaipadukeraen"
Submitted by mani.c on 27-Aug-2009

Pirivu
Aayiram adi thondinaalum kidaikaadha thanneer,
Oru adi aval ennai vittu nagarnthathum,
uruvaanathu en kannil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

I Miss You
Ninnaikka neram illadha idhayathukkul,
Marakka neram illadha idhayam,
Sollum oru vaarthai:
I MISS U SO MUCH
Submitted by ANANDHAN BHUVANA on 24-Aug-2009

Tamil Miss you Message
Rojavin meedhu iruppadhu panithuli alla,
roja than chediyai vittu pirikinroma endru ninaithu vidum kanneer thulikal.
Submitted by sarvina on 21-Aug-2009

Sad Miss You SMS
Malarai pirintha chediyin kanneerai,
ilai mattume ariyum.
Unnai pirintha iravugalai,
en thalaianai mattume ariyum.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009

Miss you SMS
Ninaikka maranthaalum,
Marakka Ninaikkathe!
Submitted by anonymous on 21-Aug-2009

Missing you Chellam
Kannil thookam illai,
Vaalkaiyil santhosam illai,
Manathil nimmathi illai,
Karanam nee enn pakkathil illayada chellam.
Submitted by depika on 19-Aug-2009

Kathal Miss You SMS
Missing and thinking of u every second,
Unn oruthanu'kkagave vaala thudikkum jeevan.
Maranthal madiven,
Pirinthal puthaiven bhoomikkul.
Submitted by KAVI on 19-Aug-2009

I miss u
Unnai 'ethiril' partha natkalai vida,
'ethir' partha natkalae athigam.
Innum unnai naan 'ethir' parkirean,
'ethiril' parka.
Submitted by Raja on 14-Aug-2009

Feelings Kavithai SMS
"kaalangal Kadanthu pogum Nerathil Nan kanneerodu Thirumbi parkiren nam palagiya natkal meendum varuma yendru".... Gud nyt..my dear...

Missing Kathali Kavithai SMS
En kaathal sediku
kavithai ootri valarthean
marathupoanathu aval ithayam!..
marakaamal poanathu
aval ninaivu!
Submitted by Mugilan.R on 05-Nov-2009

pirivu
ninaivugal erukkum varai?
pirivugal nirantharamillai.
Submitted by gayathri.b.com on 02-Nov-2009

Thavikkirean
"Ennudan nee thinam thinam pesiyapothu
theriyavillai un kuralin inimai,
Ippothu un kuralai keakka kaththirukkurean. Eppothu ennudan paesap pogirai....."
Submitted by Kailasharchana on 08-Oct-2009

miss u chellam
printhu par therium antha privin vethanai,vali.
Submitted by nebula on 04-Oct-2009

Tamil Romantic SMS

Are you in Love? Need to "correct" somebody? These messages will show you the route, you can go and correct! Hehe just joking; enjoy these sweet kavithai and Kadhal SMS.

Manasu
Dhayavu seithu un viligalai thiranthu vidaathe,
un paarvai pattaal porkala'maagi'vidugirathu en manasu!
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Tamil Love SMS
Kaathiruntha kangaluku kanavugalaga iruntha ninaivugal,
unmaiyai thonra un sirippu ivvulagirku
nijamakki iruntha kural.
Kan thudaikka kai edutha un pinju viralgal, enakku oru mayil iragu.
kan thirakka mudiyadha nerathil vazhi kattiya nee enakku oru vaazhkai.
Kannukku kannaga iruntha nee enakku oru kuzhandhai.
Ini en vaazhkai un ANBIL.
Submitted by MALLES on 25-Aug-2009

Kathal SMS
Kan dhaanam seigiren,
kidneyai dhaanamaaga tharugiren,
aanaal nee ennidam idhayam ketkiraai.
"idhayam" vendumaanaal idhayathin sonthakaariyidam kel.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009

Deep Love SMS
Pirinthal thane servatharku,
nam pirivu irulum pagalum pola,
eppothum sernthe iruppom.
Submitted by anonymous on 21-Aug-2009

Love
Unnai Ninaikkatha antha nodi:
en maranam.
Submitted by K.Kathir on 20-Aug-2009

Kadhal
Nee paarkum pothu punnagai seiyum udadukalai vida,
nee paarkatha pothu kanneer sinthum kankalai nesi,
athuthan unmaiyana anbu.
Submitted by KAVI on 19-Aug-2009

UN ITHAYATHAI NOOKI
Malaikku aluva theriyum,
Aanal sirika theriyadhu!
Suriyankku erikka theriyum,
Aanaal anaikka theriyadhu!
Ennaku unnai ninaikka theriyum,
Aanaal marakka theriyathu.
Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-2009

Love Poem
Unmaiyaana anbu en pakathil irukkum bodhe,
Athu ennaku teriyavillai.
Indru ennai vittu dhoorama pogiratu endru theriyum bodhe,
adhigamaaga NESIKKIREN.
Submitted by JAYA on 19-Aug-2009

Kannukul Kavithai
Kannukul thooramaga irundhalum,
Nee yen nenjikul irukirai,
Nenjikul pala sumaigal irundhalum,
adhil sugamana uravai vaalthu kondirukkirai. Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-2009

இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு..
பெண்
அருகே வந்தாலே..
வியர்த்துவிடும் அப்பாவி நான்...!

காணும்
படத்தில் காதல் காட்சி வந்தால் கண்மூடிகொள்ளும் நாணம் கொண்டவள் நீ ..!

இது இப்படி இருக்க..,

உன்னையும் என்னையும்
சேர்த்து வைக்க
இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு மட்டும்
ஏன்
இவ்வளவு ஆசையோ?

Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Un Kaluthil irukkum.
Un kaluthhil irukkum thanga nagaiyin edai
1 gram Kurainthu poi vittathaai pulampukiraai nee.
Naan sollvathellam ithuthaan:
'Alagukalai pakkathyil paarthu paarthu..
Nallavelaiyaaga muzlu maalaiyum urugi pogaamal irunthathae endru santhosapadu thangamae?'
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Alavilla Mutham
Tamil marabil vanthathaal,
unnai manam mudikkum munbu,
unnidam ethaiyum aethirpaarkkavillai.
Endraalum,
nee un pakkathu veetu kulanthaikku,
kanakku vazlakku illamal ipadi
mutham kodukkum pothellam,
naanum antha kulanthaiyaaga?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Nee Naan Nice SMS
Mel imai naan,
Keel imai nee.
Konja neram intha,
kangalirandum uranginaal enna?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Alaghai Pugalum SMS
Unnodu irukkumpothu,
Un tholikalum kooda konjam
Azagaagi vidikirarkal.
Oh poovodu saerntha naarum manappathu polava?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Idhayamae
Un ithayathil idam pidikka aasaippadum pala ithayangal undu.
Aanal nan UN ITHAYATHAI thiruppi koduthal matumea,
antha palapaerkum idam undu.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

Pirinthaen
Unnai marappathar kaga unnai pirinthen,
anal ovvoru nodiyum unnai ninaikiren.
Submitted by gayathri on 19-Aug-2009

NInaivugal
Thudikkum en ITHAYAM nindru pogalam,
Aanal NINDRA ithayam kooda meendun thudikkum,
NEE en arugil vandhal.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

ANBU
NEE en maarbil urangiya pothu,
nan bayandhean:
En IDHAYA THUDIPPU unnai eluppi vidumo endru.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

unmai kadhal
Kadhal enbathu aruvai sigichai illamal iru ithyangal idam maruvathu.
Itharku panam thevai illai,
ondrinaintha iru manam than thevai.
kadhalipom unmayai,
kaipidipom urimayai.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Unnil enakku pidiththadhu
unakku anaikka thonavillay.
nan anayththen nee aludhay.
androru naal mattum un alugay pidiththathady.
Submitted by p.dharsan on 16-Aug-2009

RE: RE: unakaghakaa...
Naan iranthal unakku alugai varumo varatho enaku theriyathu:
en pasathu'kuriya'vale nee aluthale nan iranthu viduven.
Submitted by Mohan on 14-Aug-2009

Kathali
Nachchathiram ilaatha vaanaththil,
nilavu en ithayathil'ennaval
Submitted by basithjk on 13-Aug-2009

Sweet Romantic Tamil SMS
Unnai enda alavuku enakku pidikum enru teriyadhu,
aanal, unnai piditha alavukku vera yarayume pidikavillai!
Submitted by deepa on 08-Aug-2009

Tamil Romantic Kavithai SMS
"Pirindu irunthu piriyam katta vendaam".......!
"Nee arugil irunthu sandai podu, pothum",
athu thaan kadhalin aazham

Tamil Infactuation SMS Kavithai
Unnai Endha Alavukku Pidikkum Enru Theriyavillai…
Aanal! Unnai Pidiththa Alavukku
Indha Ulagaththil
Veru Edhuvum
Enakku Pidikkavillai…
MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…

Tamil Love and Romantic SMS Kavithai
Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai

Anbu and Paasam SMS in Tamil
“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai”
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai”
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”

Sad Love Tamil SMS Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil
Irupathai Vida,
Kathalika Therintha
Aanin Kallarayil
Irupathu Melanathu…

Tamil Love SMS Haiku
Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!

Tamil SMS of an Infactuated Heart
Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!

Tamil Birthday SMS

Greet your friends, near and dear ones, loved ones on their Birthday by sending these "Tamil Birthday SMS".

PIRANTHA NAAL
Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku,
unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru,
kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru,
malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru,
unadhu PIRANTHE NAAL.
Submitted by hassanbasari on 01-Oct-2009

Birth Day Wishes
Anbu Nilai Bera,
Aasai Niraivera,
Inban Nirainthada,
Edilla Innalil,
Ullathil Kulanthaiyai,
Uukkathil Kumariyai,
Ennathil Inimaiyai,
Ettathil Elamaiyai,
Iyyam Neengi,
Ottumai Kaththu,
Oru Noorandu Vaazha,
Vazhthukiren.
Submitted by S.I.Durai on 06-Sep-2009

Tamil Birthday SMS
Un pirantha naalai paarthu matra naatkal poramai padukinrana,
Piranthu'irunthal un piranthanalil'avathu piranthu irukka-vendum endru.
Submitted by sami on 31-Aug-2009

Beautifull Tamil SMS for Birthday Wishes
Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,
Roja poopadhai marakkalam,
Aen, Bhoomi thaaan sutruvadai marakkalam,
Aaanal ungal pirandha-naalai ennal marakka mudiyadhu!
Aen endral, pona varusam neenga treat tharaen'nnu dimiki koduthuteenga! adhan!

Tamil Birthday Wishes SMS
Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam'nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da...
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Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance'sae illai!

Tamil Birthday Kavithai SMS
365 naal sutru payanathil,
ungal pirandhanaal iniya naal.
Indru dhan mudhal naal.
Enjoy the journey!
En manamarndha nalvzhthukkal.

Belated Birthday Wish SMS in Tamil
Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum?
Neengal dhan ilamaiyagavae irukkireergalae!

Short and Sweet Tamil Birthday SMS
En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku
prindha naal nalvaalzthukkal

Birthday Kavidhai SMS
Puthum pudhu naal,
Puthum pudhu varudam,
Puthum pudhu vaalzkai,
Ella sogamgalum, kastangalum karaindhuvida,
Ini ungal valzkaiyil magilchi ponguvadharkku,
Iniya Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!

Birth Day Wishes
Naalai unaku pirantha naal alla,
intha bhoomiku oru theavatai vantha iniya naal.
Submitted by mani on 17-Apr-2010

birth wish
unakku vazhthu solla
pudhidhaai piranthathu
neeya illai nana
pudhidhai yosithu yosithu
pirakkavillai kavithai
pudhidhaai pirandha
neeye oru
kavithai thane enakku

Submitted by jansil on 13-Apr-2010

Birthday
Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai...
Endro Yennavalin Birthday,
Nilave vandhu utugiral birthday cake..
Happy Birthday chellam
Submitted by Shanu on 05-Apr-2010

Birthday Wishes
அன்பு நிலைபெற !
ஆசை நிறைவேற !
இனபம் நிறைந்தாட !
ஈடில்லா இந்நாளில் !
உள்ளத்தில் குழந்தையாய் !
ஊக்கத்தில் குமரியாய் !
எண்ணத்தில் இனிமையாய் !
ஏற்றத்தில் பெருமையாய் !
ஐயம் நீங்கி !
ஒற்றுமை காத்து !
ஓர் நூறாண்டு !
ஔவை வழி கண்டு !
நீ வாழ ! நான் வாழத்துகிறேன் !

Submitted by S.I.Durai on 30-Mar-2010

Happy birthday
Indru malarndha kodi rojakal saarba nan unnai valthugeren,
pirantha nal valthugal
Submitted by kesavan from terengganu on 08-Dec-2009

BIRTH DAY KAVITHAI
KURINGI POOPPATHU 12 VARUDATHIRUKKU ORU MURAIYAM,
YAAR SONNATHU AANDUKKU ORU MURAI POOKKIRATHU ATHU UNATHU PIRANTHA NAAAL
Submitted by JEYAM on 07-Dec-2009

PIRANTHE NAAL
Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku,
unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru,
kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru,
malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru,
unadhu PIRANTHE NAAL.
Submitted by hassanbasari on 01-Oct-2009

Tamil SMS Jokes Mokkai

Some Mokkai jokes are really funny while some can be irritating (sema blade) while others are plain silly. Yet mokkai jokes have become famous due to SMS. Enjoy sending these padu "mokkai jokes" and thanga muduyadha mokkais to your friends.

Mokkai SMS Greeting
okhojfdfdh oofmiosdop kiojifghiog
bvvboio lnfdiomgl ojomklfgh
lknlkghgiohl; ojg h gdosgoh
onnu milai good night solla marantuten aduthathan sonnen.
Submitted by sundar on 1-August-2009

Cricket Joke in Tamil
Who thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)?
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Who?
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Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa"

Computer Mokkai Tamil Jokes
Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga?
'Bi-Nari' search..

Maths Mokkai SMS Jokes
90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga... eppadi?
aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45
idhu eppadi irukku?

More Computer Mokkai SMS Joke
What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.

Geometry SMS Mokkai Joke
Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa.

More Kadi Mokkai SMS Joke
Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
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"MI-CRO-SOFT"

Sema kadi joke
Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance...
Eppadi namma physics?

Learn Hindi through Tamil
"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" - ulagathil koli illa
"koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa
"woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathha
Proud to be Hindi student

Next series of Harry Potter films in Tamil
Harry Potter and the Bottle of Quarter
Harry Potter and Sappa Matter
Harry Potter and Avar Vitta Peter
Harry Potter and personal matter
Harry Potter and his love letter

Kid Joke
Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan....
Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
ayyoooo... ayyooooo....

COMPUTER THIRUKKURAL
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal…
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoar mattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkum JOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Pudhu Pudhu SMS

The latest and greatest Tamil SMS are available in Pudhu Pudhu SMS: lots of funny teasers, jokes and punch dialogs.

Kathal sms
Ulagil ulla aanaithu kavithaium paditha nyabagam,
Un peyarai vaasitha pothu.
Submitted by Enba on 01-Oct-2009

Handsome Boys
2day is international handsum boys and beautiful girls day,
so send this msg to some1 who looks smart and cute.
pls dont send back to me.
i hve already received 10,868,520,000,000,000,000,000,000 msg pa and i m still receiving.
alaga poranthalae ipdithan..
i think this is the 1st SMS for u..
Submitted by Badri Vel on 01-Oct-2009

Marriage
Kadhal enbathu Busla pora mathiri,
but kalyanam enbathu Flightla pora mathiri. Pidikalaina Busla irunthu irangikkalam, but! Flightla irunthu? Yosinga
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

sangu tamil sms
Pengalum Oru Isai thaan.
Palagi Paarungal,
$SANGU$
satham ketkum.
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

Reel kavithai sms
Maram vaadinal thanneer viduven,
Idhayam vaadinal kanneer viduven,
Nee vaadinal en uyirai viduven,
Nee santhosa pada adikkadi ippadi Reel viduven.
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

super kathal kavithai sms
Oru ponnu azhaka iruppathal avalai nee Nasekkavillai.
Nee Neseppathal than aval azhakaka therikiral.
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

Funny Love Failure SMS
Love Failure funny sms
How 2 forget Love Failure..
SMOKING - No
DRINKING - No
DRUGS - No
Then how?
JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE..
(Namakku 1000 figure madiyum machi)
Confident.;-)

Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

kadi jokes
Ayya,
amma...
saami....
yethavathu figure number irundha kodunga,
magarasanna iruppinga .........
love panni 4 maasam aachu saami........
palaya figura irunthalum paravalla ,
dubakura irunthalum ok.
married , unmarried
yetho sumara illanalum
yetho
supera irunda sari!
Ippadi nee polambina madiri night kannavu kandeyn..
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 26-Sep-2009

Ketten Kadavulai
Kadavul Kitta Dress KEtten
Thuni Kadaiye Koduthaar........

Kadavullidam Saappaadu Ketten
Oru Hotelaye Koduthaar.........

Kadavulidam Sellavukku 5000 Ketten
Un Mobile No Thane Koduthaar....

Sari Sari Eppo Varattum.....

Submitted by vignesh on 26-Sep-2009

Teasing Tamil SMS
unga cellula enna problem,
unga numbarukku try pannina,
"welcome to mental hospital " "loosu is busy'nu " solluthu.........????

Submitted by nithi on 26-Sep-2009

sms
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enna paarkuringa???
naamalum valachi valachi sms anupuvom'la

Submitted by lumamini on 25-Sep-2009

SweeT FrienD SMS
Sila Neram
Ninaivil..,

Sila Neram
Arugil..,

Pala Neram
Tholaivil..,

Aanal Nee
Endrum
En 'Manathil' My Dear sweet Friend.....
Submitted by Karthick on 10-Nov-2009

SmS
Kaaranathodu Call Pannum Nanbanai Vida,
Karanam Illamal 'sMs' Nilaiyaanadhu!
So 'Life' time My 'sMs'
saved in your 'InboX'...
Submitted by Karthick on 10-Nov-2009

Vaalkai Thathuvam SMS
Ennathan Vedu vasal, thottam, Bangala, carunu erunthalum,
train eara platformkku vandhu than aaganum. That is life.
Submitted by Bala on 07-Oct-2009

Kids Cute SMS
Yellorum unnaivittu vilagum pothum
Yellorum unnai verukkum pothum
Kandippa nee onrai purinchikkanum
"Kulikkanum"
"Kulikkanum"
"Kulikkanum"
Submitted by Vijay Anandhan on 06-Oct-2009

Sirippu SMS
kalaiyil koli thollaigal,
maalayil naaigal thollay,
raathiri un ninaivugal endedrum tholaigal
ithudhan sirripu.
Submitted by aswini on 04-Oct-2009

MIRROR SMS
ArU>|>|Aq AbANNI
Mall33YibAqqA
UHYAbU>| A>|>|Aq
oq oq oq
UrAq AYAlAv ioq

Submitted by karthick on 26-Sep-2009

Sogamana Kathal Tholvi SMS Kavithaigal

Love failure? One side Love? Broken Hearts? These SMS are just feelings that evolve from tender loving hearts.

Angal pavam KADHAL
Kadhal varuvatharkku karanam
kangal,
Antha kangalil
kanneer vara karanam pengal,
pengalien idhayam oru sengal,
azhdai udaikka mudiyamal thavippatho
appavi aangal
That"s True
Submitted by JENIFAR.MBA on 03-Sep-2009

Sogam
KATARKARAI SIRIKINRATHU KATHALARKAL VARUVARKAL ENTRU.
KALLARAI ALUKINRATHU KATHALAN MATTUM THAN VANTHAN
ENTRU.
Submitted by KARTHIC on 03-Sep-2009

Kavithai
"ennai kuppai endru thuukierinthuvittai,
kuppaithutiyai paar,
ennai pangupoda ethanai paravaigal"
Submitted by mani.c on 27-Aug-2009

Poo Kavithai
Nee ennai parithu aval thalayil vaikka ninaithaai,
Aanaal! avalo un uyirai parithu ennai vaithaal un kallarayil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Kalpana
Pasam vaitha ellorum padhiyil vittu povadhai pol,
nesam vaitha nee, nenjodu mullai thaithadhu yean?
Paasam vaitha unakku, en nesathin suwasam puriya willaya?
Submitted by "Kadhal & pasam" on 26-Aug-2009

Sad Kadhal Kavithai
Kaalam muzhudhum serndhirupen,
Un nizhalaga.
Nee imai moodum vari Kaathirupen,
un Kangalaga.
Nee suwasikum katril kalamthirupen,
oru anuvaga.
Nee uranginalum vizhithirupen,
Un kanavaga.
Nee ennai nesikkum varai ninripen,
Un idhayamaga.
Un vaasathudan inainthirupen,
Oru malaraga.
Nee ennai veruthalum vaazhndhirupen,
Oru pina'maai KALLARAIYL!
Submitted by MALLES on 25-Aug-2009

Sad Love SMS
En anbe!
Un viligalai meen ena varnithathu idharku thaana?
En kangal kulamaaga kidakinrathe,
kuttayai kalakkiyathu yaar?
Submitted by s.saravanan on 24-Aug-2009

Romantic SMS
Kaathale,
unnai pirinthu sella manam illai,
unnudan vaala aasai padugiren.
Aayiram murai ni en ithayathai kaayap paduthiyum,
un kaaladi tadai'yathai'ye thedugiren.
Kaaranam en ithayam ennidam illai enbathal.
Submitted by Ramya on 24-Aug-2009

Sogamana Love SMS
Un ninaivugalai ennakul puthaithu vittu,
ni yengge sendrai?
Un varugaikaga kaathirunthu kaathirunthu,
yemaanthu ponathu'dhan micham.
Yendravathu oru naal ni varum pothu,
naan iruppen kallaraiyel un ninaivugalai sumarthapadi.

Kanneerudan,
un kaathali
Submitted by Ramya on 21-Aug-2009

Kathal Sogam
Ullathal aludalum udadugalal sirikiren,
Aluvathum unakkaga, siripathum unnakaga,
Nee mattum enakkaga,
Enn uyir mattum unakkaga.
Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-2009

Love failure kavithai
Unnakku thirumanam aaliepidhal
Enakku uthirai pathirikai.

Unnakku mela thalam,
Enakku thara thapalam.

Unnakku kaluthinil thali,
Enakku kalell kattu.

Unnaku aarhchanai pootargal,
Enakku vaekku aarichi pootargal.

Unnaku pall kooduthu aanupinargal,
Enakku pall ootri aanupinargal.

Unnakku pugundha veedu,
Enakku Sudukadu.

Peenee nee manamagi poonaie kanavonoodu,
Nan Maranamagi poonenn manoodu.
Submitted by Raju on 19-Aug-2009

உன் திருமண பத்திரிக்கை
நீ சுகமாய்
உன் திருமண பத்திரிக்கை கொடுத்து போய் விட்டாய்...!
என் ஆத்ம நண்பர்களே...
என்னை பார்க்க இனி நீங்கள் வருவதாய் இருந்தால்.......

அவள் என் கடிதத்தை கிழித்த
அந்த ரயில் பாலத்தின் அருகேயோ..?

தினமும் அவள் வரும் அந்த பேருந்திலோ..?

பூக்கார அக்காவிடம்...
என் துக்கத்தை சொல்லிகொண்டோ..?
தாழிடப்பட்ட என் இருண்ட அறையிலோ..?

முத்தமிட்ட கோவிலின் பின் புறமோ..?

எங்காவது இருப்பேன்..!!!!

இல்லையென்றால் இறந்து போய் இருப்பேன்...
இறந்த சுவடுகூட இல்லாமல்..!
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Kadhal Kanneer
Unnai ninaithu kaneer sinthum
ovvoru nimidamum,
enakul oru kural:

Kannul iruppavanai ninaithu,
kanneer sinthuvathu yen endru?
Submitted by Stellarathin on 19-Aug-2009

Kadhal Poo
Kaadal poo poopathu ennamo pooch chediyil thaan.
Anaal,
Uthirvathu mattum kallaraiyil enbadhu ,
eththanai kaathalar kalukku theriyum?
Submitted by RizvyFM(Kinniya) on 19-Aug-2009

Kadhal Vali
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.
Submitted by KARUNYA on 18-Aug-2009

Tragic Love Failure
Naan irakkum'podhum oru sinthanai:
Yen irudhi ooorvalathil nadakkum poludhu,
aval kaalil mull kuthividumo yendru.
Submitted by mani on 18-Aug-2009

Kallarai Kottai
Ennavale,
Kadhal ennum Kottaiyai,
Thiranthu vaitthiruppen,
Un varavirkkaga Appadi,
Nee Kudiyera villaiyendral - Andru,
Kallarai ennum kottayai,
Naan Adainthiruppen.
Submitted by T. Ananthakumar. on 17-Aug-2009

Love Failure Kavithai
kadhalil tholvi,
kannathil thaadi,
ennaththil andha lady,
engudhu indha body.
Submitted by p.dharsan on 16-Aug-2009

roja
roja idhalgal thottru pogumady,
un idhlgalodu pottiyittal.
Rojavaai thanady unnai ninaithaen,
muttkalal kuthy manadhil kayam thanthay'ady.
Submitted by priyadharshan on 16-Aug-2009

Kathal Sogam
Naa Unnaiya 1 Nimisathuku 72 Thadava Ninaithu Parkuren,
Puriyala?
Unna Ennoda IDHAYATHULA Vachuiruken,
Nee Ennoda ovvaru thdipulaiyum
iruka,
Ennudaiya Idhaya Thudipu Endru Nirkiratho,
Andruthan Unnudaya Ninaivugalum nirkum.
Submitted by R.Muthu Kumar on 16-Aug-2009

Kadhal Solla Vandhaen
Kadhal solla vandhaen unnidathil,
Aaanaal nee un kadhal solla solli yennai mounam aakki vittai.
Submitted by KOUSHIK on 14-Aug-2009

Sogamana Kathal SMS
Kathalukku kan illai enbargal,
kanneer maatum eppadi?
Submitted by mahaa on 14-Aug-2009

Love Failure
Dhayavu seithu thirumbi paarkaathe;
ilappa'dharku ennidam illai innoru ithayam.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 7-Aug-2009

Tamil Joke SMS

"Tamil Joke SMS" is another Tamil SMS Collection with misc jokes of all categories including kadi, mokkai and Tamil Jokes written in English.

Punch SMS
Kai patta figarai nesikkadhey,
anal nesitha figarai kai vaikamal vidathey!
Submitted by Balajee K.V.V on 20-Sep-2009

SMS
BOOMI SIRITHTHAL' BOOGAMBAM'
KADAL SIRITHTHAL 'SUNAMI'
KAATRU SIRITHTHAL' PUJAL'
NEENGA SIRITHTHAL 'PUNNAGAI'
UNGA MOBILE SRITHTHAL ENN SWEET 'SMS'.....

Submitted by LUMAMINI on 17-Sep-2009

FUNNY
IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

IAS

APPADA,ORU VALIYA KASHTAPATTU UNNA IAS PADIKKA VACHITAN. PUDIKKALAN'NA SOLLU , NAALAIKKU 'MBBS' PDIKKA VAIKIREN....
Submitted by NITHI on 17-Sep-2009

Love Punch Dialog
Difference between Talent and Problem:
Oru ponnai erandu paer love pannurathu PROBLEM.
Oru payyanai erandu paer love pannurathu TALENT.
Submitted by RAJU on 13-Sep-2009

Love Punch SMS
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali,
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.
Submitted by Vichu on 12-Sep-2009

Avagadro Number
Teacher: How will you find Avagadro's Number???
Student: Go to
Menu > Contacts > Avagadro
By,
Avagadro kaila award vaanga thudippor sangam.
Submitted by Prasanna Venkat on 09-Sep-2009

Mokkai of the day
Oru Nadigar thannoda Gold Watch a Kadichukitte Irukkar Yean?

Yosinga.

Theriyalayaa???.

Bcoz Avar "Nagai Suvai Nadigar"....
Ha.ha..Ha.. Hiyo... hiyo....
Submitted by Manohaasan on 08-Sep-2009

FUNNY
Vimanaththkku 'MEENAMPAKKAM'
kappalukku 'PADDINAPAKKAM'
rainukku 'NUNKAMPAKKAM'
eanakku 'KODAMPAKKAM'
unakku ' KEELPAKKAM'
Submitted by LUMAMINI on 05-Sep-2009

Mokkai jokes
Elephant and erumbu were classmates.Elepant was a regular student but erumbu was a absentee. Why?
Because that was a cut'erumbu!...)
dont cry..
Submitted by Meenu on 05-Sep-2009

Funny Lollu SMS
hello
excuse me
thoongitingala...

plz konjam ealunthrichu ennoda msg parthutu thoongunga.

$$$$ MESSAGE $$$

OK... NEENGA IPPA THOONGUNGA.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009

Kadi Joke SMS
IAM CM
UR PM
IAM LOCAL
UR ISD
IAM PITHALA DOLLAR
UR US DOLLER
IAM ARYIA BHAVAN
UR SARAVANA BHAVAN
IAM 0% LOOSE
UR100% LOOSE
Submitted by JENIFAR M.B.A 09843355361 on 03-Sep-2009

Teasing Joke SMS
Ungalukku oru test.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y
Idhula onnu mattum missing. Kandupideenga paarpom.
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ABCD la eppadi onnu irukkum?
Endha school'la padicheenga?

Blade bakkiri joke
Whats opposite of Sambar Sadham?
Rasam did not see them.
Submitted by anonymous on 30-Aug-2009

Blade SMS
Kandupidingalen!

A rich man'kkitte illathe onnu,
a poor man kitte irukkura onnu,
athai sappittal(eat) ne iranthiduve(die).

ANS: ENAKKUM THERIATHU. HA,HA.
Submitted by MOKKAI on 27-Aug-2009

SMS
TODAYS SUPER PUNCH:
Humm Ippadiye adudhavanga pounch ah fwd panniye kaalatha oattunga
ponga suyama room poattu
vasalla ukkandhu yosinga yosinga

by:
"suyamaai yosikka vaippoar sangam"
Submitted by bhuvi on 27-Aug-2009

Mokkai Msg
Veetla irukku karapampoochi,
thookkipotta veiliapochi.
Submitted by prasanth jk on 27-Aug-2009

Teacher and Student Joke
Maths teacher: 18kum 81kum ulla difference enna?
Student:18na vayasu ponnu.
81na nalla vayasana ponnu.
Submitted by m.nivetha ece on 27-Aug-2009

Kaathiruppu
Aval thoongumvarai
kathirunthen...

Aval Sister'ku Msg Anuppa.

Submitted by ManoHaasan on 27-Aug-2009

Masak'Kadi Joke
idhli kum thosai kum yenna different?
idhli koottama varum,
thosai single'la varum.

Submitted by chinna on 26-Aug-2009

Marana Kadi
Appana appa mattumthan.
Ammana amma mattumthan.
Thambina thambi mattumthan.
Friendna ithu ellamethan.

By

"NADODIGAL"

EN NANBANIN NANBAN ENAKKUM NANBANE).
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009

Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.
Submitted by Malles on 25-Aug-2009

Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.
Submitted by J.Vijil on 20-Aug-2009

Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"

Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!